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maxine -
how u do this

we fucked and then he lit his farts on fire……. could this be the one?

dating’s fun and all but can we just be farting infront of each other and having regular sex yet

  • my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
  • my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
  • fuck-yeah-feminist:
“wolffitude:
“oscar nominations 2015
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Just in case you’re wondering…
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    asapscience:
“A reminder of what taking transit can mean for urban density, not to mention the environment! (S/O to Toronto)
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