m a u g u s t

maxine -
how u do this

we fucked and then he lit his farts on fire……. could this be the one?

Tuesday / 6 Notes

dating’s fun and all but can we just be farting infront of each other and having regular sex yet

Sunday / 1 Notes

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

Tuesday / 672902 Notes

fuck-yeah-feminist:
“wolffitude:
“oscar nominations 2015
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Just in case you’re wondering…
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asapscience:
“A reminder of what taking transit can mean for urban density, not to mention the environment! (S/O to Toronto)
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